![]() 09/07/2013 at 18:22 • Filed to: viper | ![]() | ![]() |
My, what large testes you have.
He got it a bit sideways after I took this. Should have it on my dashcam, I may upload it later.
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Titanium balls the size of Andromeda.
This person has them.
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Too bad he was behind me on the highway when the downpour started. I half expected to see him spin off into a fireball of deathly deceasedness.
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Sacks fulla testes.
Really, he must have three balls, at least.
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AND IT'S THE SECOND GEN GTS TOO IN BLUE WITH WHITE STRIPES NOW I MUST WRITE THIS IN ALL-CAPS TO CONVEY MY EXTREME EXCITEMENT FOR THIS CAR EVEN IF IT'S KINDA HORRIBLE WHAT DID I JUST SAY FORGET THAT I WANT ONE
(This was my F40 when I was in pre-school)
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Or you forgot the most obvious answer. He, like most Viper drivers, has a death wish.
![]() 09/07/2013 at 19:03 |
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can drive a 2nd gen. Viper GTS in the rain."
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Driving in the rain with no TC isn't that hard...trying to move quickly while doing so can get you into trouble.
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Not trying to brag, but I once took an srt-10 viper out in the rain and I didn't even die :D
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My, so many light and electric poles lining that road...
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"Should have it on my dashcam, I may upload it later."
Where do you live, Russia?
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I've had a yellow '93 convertible 1/18 model since 96 or so, shortly after I got it my best friend got the GTS, just like the one in the photo, NACA ducts and all. I love both cars and I think I would enjoy owning the convertible even more than the GTS, but back in the day I secretly was all like "FUCKING ONE-UPPING MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
![]() 09/07/2013 at 19:48 |
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One day, crippled sage! I tell you!
(not an actual line from the movie)
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Russia, WI.
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His balls now have cancer.
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This guy has bigger testes man.
Or money.
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The third brake light is that logo? Awesome.