Driving your Viper GTS in the rain?

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
09/07/2013 at 18:22 • Filed to: viper

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My, what large testes you have.

He got it a bit sideways after I took this. Should have it on my dashcam, I may upload it later.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 18:27

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Titanium balls the size of Andromeda.

This person has them.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Victorious Secret
09/07/2013 at 18:29

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Too bad he was behind me on the highway when the downpour started. I half expected to see him spin off into a fireball of deathly deceasedness.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 18:29

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Sacks fulla testes.

Really, he must have three balls, at least.


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 18:31

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AND IT'S THE SECOND GEN GTS TOO IN BLUE WITH WHITE STRIPES NOW I MUST WRITE THIS IN ALL-CAPS TO CONVEY MY EXTREME EXCITEMENT FOR THIS CAR EVEN IF IT'S KINDA HORRIBLE WHAT DID I JUST SAY FORGET THAT I WANT ONE

(This was my F40 when I was in pre-school)


Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 18:32

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Or you forgot the most obvious answer. He, like most Viper drivers, has a death wish.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Telumektar
09/07/2013 at 19:03

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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can drive a 2nd gen. Viper GTS in the rain."


Kinja'd!!! hollanddjw 1 > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 19:12

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Driving in the rain with no TC isn't that hard...trying to move quickly while doing so can get you into trouble.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 19:20

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Not trying to brag, but I once took an srt-10 viper out in the rain and I didn't even die :D


Kinja'd!!! Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 19:25

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My, so many light and electric poles lining that road...


Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 19:28

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"Should have it on my dashcam, I may upload it later."

Where do you live, Russia?


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Sparf
09/07/2013 at 19:41

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I've had a yellow '93 convertible 1/18 model since 96 or so, shortly after I got it my best friend got the GTS, just like the one in the photo, NACA ducts and all. I love both cars and I think I would enjoy owning the convertible even more than the GTS, but back in the day I secretly was all like "FUCKING ONE-UPPING MOTHERFUCKER!!!"


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Leadbull
09/07/2013 at 19:48

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One day, crippled sage! I tell you!

(not an actual line from the movie)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
09/07/2013 at 19:53

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Russia, WI.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken
09/07/2013 at 19:54

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His balls now have cancer.


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 19:57

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This guy has bigger testes man.

Or money.


Kinja'd!!! 105 HP of fury > Takuro Spirit
09/07/2013 at 21:46

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The third brake light is that logo? Awesome.

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